A Thought…

What the researcher says, and what it means…
A CAREFUL ANALYSIS OF OBTAINED DATA — Three pages of notes were obliterated when I knocked over a glass of beer.
THESE RESULTS WILL BE IN A SUBSEQUENT REPORT — I might get around to this sometime, if published/funded.
AFTER ADDITIONAL STUDY BY MY COLLEAGUES — They didn’t understand it, either.
A STATISTICALLY-ORIENTED PROJECTION OF THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THESE FINDINGS — A wild guess.
ACCORDING TO STATISTICAL ANALYSIS — Rumor has it.
CORRECT TO WITHIN AN ORDER OF MAGNITUDE — Wrong.
    Unknown (via Lionel Briand, LinkedIn)