Old joke: A man has problems with low self-esteem, so he begins seeing a psychologist. Years of therapy ensue, but the man still considers himself a born loser. Then one day, he’s making breakfast and he accidentally drops his English muffin on the floor. He sighs, looks down and sees that the muffin has landed butter side up! He’s astounded! Finally, his luck has changed! He’s so excited, he calls his therapist and reports this amazing turn of events. The therapist says, “Come to my office and bring the muffin with you.”
The man rushes to the therapist’s office, victorious muffin in hand. He enters the office beaming, smiling from ear to ear, and presents the muffin to the therapist.
The therapist looks at the muffin, looks at the man and says, “You buttered the wrong side.”
— Capndweeb, Dilbert comic letters
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